The vengeful almost-hooker White Girl is in trouble! She's in a youth
holding facility waiting to begin a quarter-century prison term for being
a bulemic drunk john-basher! Her lawyer Don "No Soul" Simmons
is trying his best to get her off, while various "ho" clients
try to get him off! Thank goodness for Cyclona, the hispanic horny
lesbo serial killer! She's got a plan to escape the facility to Mexico,
and she wants White Girl to come! She wants to come, too! Probably all
over the old people she kills in a ritualistic sex act, but preferably
all over White Girl! What a crazy stolen mid-70's car ride South they
have! And what will our heroines do when they discover the satanic cannibal
child pornographers, led by the enigmatic Spanish nun played by Vincent
Gallo doing his best Hank Azzaria doing his best Jennifer Lopez? La policia
is coming! La policia is coming! Vamos!
Some movies are hard to categorize. Is Pulp Fiction a mystery? Comedy? Buddy action flick? Is Fargo suspense? "Dark" comedy? Fact-based drama? Many films transcend genre, blending forms to create fresh and arresting entertainment. Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick-Baby is not one of those films. Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick-Baby is one of those movies that sucks so bad, all you have to do is put it on your TV set for 5 or 10 minutes and it'll clean your carpets. Under the couch, too. Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick-Baby is comedy, horror, gore, light lesbian porn, outlaw bad-girl, love story, road trip, fairy-tale, and just plain-old strange, all wrapped into one. Except it completely fails at each and every attempt. My God, do you realize how hard it is to make light lesbian porn between two relatively attractive young women uninteresting? Good Christ. Fucking amazing. The creators of Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick-Baby have done just that. Whatever you do, don't ever ever borrow Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick-Baby from Mister Reusch. - Tom, Nov 20, 01
READER'S COMMENTS:
hey man, i never said it was good, i just said you should see max perlich with donkey legs.
- Mister Reusch, Dec 5, 01
Wow. I just wanted to say that I love both Freeway one and two. I mean I literally love the movies. hahah. They are two of the most bizarre stories that I've seen. I actually searched the title in hopes of purchasing the films online, since I cant' seem to find them anywhere.
- Melinti Byrd, July 10, 2002
Maybe it's just me and all the other weirdo lesbians and bi boys that like bad girls, roadtripping, and "horror", but Freeway 2 is one of the best movies I've ever seen. In my humble opinion, it's just as good as Rocky Horror Picture Show...if not better.
- Galatea, Sept 11, 02
Wait....you're a weirdo lesbian AND a bi-boy? And this is what you spend September 11th doing? Looking for Freeway 2 on the internet?
- Tom, No-Shadow Kick Oct 18, 02
But was it better than Freeway?
- David M Rogge - Jan 18 03
I've never seen the movie before but some of the reviews I've read are so hilarious i'd hire it for a good laugh.
- John - May 3, 2003
Seriously, dude? Like, don't.
- Tom, No-Shadow Kick - June 5, 2003
I am a hard critic when it comes to movies. I can tell a good movie from a crappy one right away, and nobody hates a bad movie more than I do. Something about this movie just grabs you, and whoever doesn't like it has a real problem being interesting and creative. Everybody was halarious, and real. I fell in love with Natasha Lyonne after watching this, and Vincent Gallo played his part so well, maybe a little too well. I watch this movie every time it comes on TV, which is not often enough. Tigerlily Las Vegas '03
BEST
LINE:
"You tellin' me aliens flew all the way to Earth to watch you blow
your dad?"
NO-SHADOW
KICK?:
no
MONKS?
one nun, one hunchback with donkeylegs, no monks.
LOTS
OF PUKING?
yes
BOOBIES?
mostly Cyclona's, which are small and usually covered with blood. There
is a nice curvy girl in a shower scene.
SEE ALSO: Lair of the White Worm, other horrible shit