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shawn:
Undeclared. What a fucking good show. i don't want to hear
you compare it to freaks and geeks or any of your bullshit.
i just want to hear you say it's a fucking good show. i don't want
to hear you be all like "it's a pretty sorta okay show"
or any of that wishy-washy junk. i want to hear you say something
emphatically positive, utilizing the work "fucking". no
no no. sorry, charlie. none of your funny "it's a pretty sorta
okay fucking show" malarky. jesus christ, i wasn't born in a
remote commune. i know your game. i've seen you play people like a
ten-dollar fiddle with your
big-word exposition. not this time, charlie brown. piss or get off
the pot. i want to hear you say it. The acting is great. The writing
is great. The reference to boobs every 2.3 episodes is great. Yeah,
the Freaks and Geeks cameos are great, too. Don't misunderstand
me, boy. Bill with the long hair, Kim Kelly as Kelly, Neil as the
frat guy. Okay, that wasn't so hot, let's not mince words here. That
was not very good at all. NICK. Fucking Nick as the jealous copyshop
boyfriend. Fucking nice. He looks more stoned than he did in Can't
Hardly Wait and he was supposed to be stoned in that
movie. Effing Kyle Gass as copyshop co-worker. That tronguering gag
was superb. Effing Slums-of-Beverly-Hills-Benny-the-Bookie-Neil's-big-brother
dude, too. I like that dude. I should find out that dude's name. Calling
him "Effing Slums-of-Beverly-Hills-Benny-the-Bookie-Neil's-big-brother
dude" just really interrupts the flow of a conversation. They
shoulda let him sing. The creepy Freaks drunk old party-crasher
guy as the janitor. Fine cameos by Will Ferrell and Ben Stiller. Adam
Sandler not so much. Mr. LittleJeans as Pagoda. Wait. Strike that.
Marshall: funny.
Loudon Wainwright: funny. like "Dead Skunk" funny, and that's
funny.
Stephen Karp: he's funny, dude. he does a totally decent Keanu to
boot.
Ron: funny enough.
Lloyd: well, he's not funny. Who cares? i don't care.
it's a fucking good show.
- tom.
tom:
Undeclared
is a fucking good show. Totally, amazingly, fuckingly good.
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shawn
Still
there? Good. Now I want you to post this whole exchange as a review
for Undeclared. Just copy the whole damn thing and plop it
down on the website. Whoomp, there it is. Except maybe you shouldn't
copy the part where I tell you to copy the whole damn thing. Especially
not where I say "Whoomp, there it is." Or maybe you should.
I don't know. That's up to you.
shawn:
I
won't.
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tom
http://www.fox.com/undeclared/
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